It was years ago when I wrote the tutorials about blow jobs and I always wanted to write one about eating pussy. Then I was dating this girl and it had been a LONG time since I’d been with a woman, so I started doing some research on the best way to go down on a girl. And you want to know what I learned?

Absolutely nothing.

That’s right. From Men’s Health to Maxim, every single article I read was full of shitty, useless information, at least if you are anything other than a 15 year old boy.

So I’ve decided to help solve the problem and put together some information about the best strategies for performing cunnilingus.

I’m making my own list and I want you to help too! Make sure to comment and let me know how you make eating pussy a sky-rocketing experience.

The Right Way to Eat Pussy

Expect Differences

First things first. Every woman’s pussy is different. They look different. Smell different. They taste different. A they feel different. And different things feel good to different pussies.

If a woman’s vajayjay is different than what you’ve seen before, don’t panic or get weird. It’s okay. It’s still a vagina and still works the same way. Different is good.

Forget What You See in Porn

I love porn. I’ve talked about it before.

But you want to know what I hate? I hate watching a guy (or girl) going down on another girl in porn. I abso-fucking-lutely hate it. It seems porn has created its own version of cunnilingus which is focused more on camera angles instead of actual pleasure.

So if you’re eating pussy like you see in the movies with your tongue all out and pointed, barely touching the clit, your face three inches away from everything, I hate to tell you, but you’re doing it wrong.

When you’re really going down on a girl, and you’re doing it good, you need to bury your face in her cunt. From nose to chin, get in there and get up in it. Put her clit between your lips, suck her labia into your mouth, put your whole tongue inside her as deep as you can.

Whatever you do, just get down in there and your bury your face in it.

Experiment

Every woman is different, so if you know this specific trick that worked great for your ex-girlfriend, don’t assume it will work for the girl in your bed now. Try it, for sure, but learn some other tricks in case she doesn’t like it.

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Here’s a few I swear by:

  • Lick all around her clit. Don’t just focus on the clit, but pay attention to underneath, both sides, and the top. Lick outside her hood, making the skin massage her clit. Clits are sensitive and sometimes the sensation of direct stimulation is too much. Figure out where she likes it, and play there.
  • Vary the pressure. While you’re playing, vary the pressure and shape of your tongue. Go long and skinny and tickle her with it. Switch to short and relaxed and lap at her. The tongue can feel so many different ways and you may be surprised to find out what really gets her going.
  • Penetrate her. Make your tongue as stiff as you can and penetrate her with it. Some women love it when you draw in and out, fucking her. Others like it when you just lick as deep as you can. Either way, there’s nothing quite like having your tongue in a woman’s pussy, so go ahead and give it a try.
  • Lick from top to bottom. Draw your tongue from below the bottom of her pussy all the way up to the top. The whole of a woman’s vulva is sensitive and there may be secret spots that feel extra good. Personally, I love when a tongue plays with the small area at the bottom of my slit. It drives me freaking crazy. The point is, explore her. Spread her lips, touch her everywhere.
  • Suck with care. You’ve got to be careful with this one, especially when it comes to the clit. I’m willing to guess that most women can enjoy a gentle clit sucking, but suck too hard on some and it hurts like hell. Others love it when you draw the whole thing into your mouth and suck like there’s no tomorrow. Play easy and follow her responses. If in doubt, ask.
  • Get your hands involved. Now I can’t speak for every woman, but I can tell you one of the easiest, surest ways to get me off is to lick my clit while you finger my pussy. It never not works. Even if she doesn’t want you to finger her, there’s lots you can be doing with your hands. Massage her ass, lifting her up to your mouth. Reach up and play with her nipples, pulling them in time with your licks. Wrap your arms under and over her thighs and hold her legs wide, making sure she’s spread open for you. Wrap your arms over her hips and waist, holding her in place. It doesn’t really matter what you do with them, just do something.

The point is play around. See what she likes, watch how her body reacts, learn to play her like she’s an instrument.

Ask and Encourage

If you really want to know what she likes, ask her. If she’s hesitant to tell, wait until you’re between her thighs, get her panting, and then ask her. Tell her you love to watch her cum and you want to make sure does.

Take It Slow

Remember, cunnilingus is not an eating contest.

It’s doesn’t need to be devoured like fast food. Instead, treat it like a five-course meal. Take your time and savor the taste of her in your mouth. The way her skin feels against your tongue. Take your time and tease her with your mouth. Make her quiver and quake. Believe me, she’ll love it.

Enjoy It

Sex, regardless of its form, is meant to be enjoyed. Don’t stress out too much about eating her pussy. Instead, sit back and reveal in it. Have fun. Laugh and play. The best sex is sex you can laugh during.

If you focus too much on trying to get her off and she knows it, it’s going to be counter productive. She’s going to be under pressure to cum, which will most definitely make it more difficult for her to do so. Instead of focusing on the “end result,” focus on the act and the giving and the sensations. If you’re relaxed and enjoying it, she’ll be relaxed and enjoy it too.

Your Turn

So, there’s my wordy thoughts on giving head to a girl. What do you think folks? What am I missing? Do you have any tricks of the trade you want to share? What about you ladies? What gets you off best?

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10 Comments

Ted · at

Another connoisseur here. I absolutely love hearing the cries of pleasure caused by devouring a furburger. “Dining at the ‘Y'” we used to call it. Here are a couple of things I’ve learned.

First you need to assess her lovely bits. I personally love gazing at the panorama of pussy so I’ll be able to locate all of her delicacies. Most of the time the first exploration is going to be by gentle touch.

Again, personally, I love a woman’s cream. If she has lots then I’ll dip into her honeypot repeatedly and rub her essence into the crowsfeet at the corners of my eyes. Don’t know if it works but it sure smells good!

Then I will gently grasp her labia majora with thumb and forefinger and locate her clit by rubbing up and down from outside. The fun for me is tracing the outlines of clit and hood and then massaging its entire length. I usually find them quite interested by this time.

I’ll ask her to spread her lips and point to where she thinks her clit is. “Here?” Or, “Here?” I’ll zero in with a light tongue and wait for her answer while working. She can, of course, take her time in replying.

When I’m finally so face-to-pussy-buried that I occasionally have to come up for air, I put my ‘sensitive anatomical knowhow’ to use. I locate that rascally clit and gently suck her in and out like a lollipop.

Then I’ll move down to her vestibule and use my (now tiring) tongue around the edges and into the tunnel.

When I feel her coming I gently place my fingertip on her rectum so I can feel those orgasmic waves pulsing through her.

    Molly · at

    Furburger… Cracking me the fuck up!

    In all seriousness, though, thanks for the all the words of wisdom, Ted. It’s appreciated!

      Dwight Anthony · at

      Since I have given so many women their very first orgasm I discovered that either not many guys like to eat pussy or they aren’t very good at it. You have to love what you do, as I do! I was lucky to have had a girlfriend in my early twenties that loved to have sex and helped me hone that craft. I will share some of the tips I have perfected over the past decades that I found work well. First, you need to kiss her in a way that lets her imagine how good it will feel for you to be eating her pussy. Then if and when you get her bra off and get to suck her titties, suck them the same way, don’t suck hard, show a lot of tongue and TAKE YOUR TIME, kiss on her neck and back to her nipples (they should be good and hard). When you get her down to just her panties you should be in the clear. Whether I get her panties off yet or not I will move them to the side and start by giving her a sloooowwww looonnngggg lick from the very bottom up to the clit. When you get there give her clit a slurpy, noisy, light kiss at the end of the lick. Slow long licks, and with your tongue sticking out as far as possible snake your tongue up and down (quickly) halfway up her pussy, finally ending up lightly sucking on her clit. Do all of this while while making noisy, slurping sucking noises and hum in a very low, low frequency like a vibrator (just like when you are eating a really good meal, Mmmm mmm!!!) After a few minutes of doing this look up at her and lick your thumb and index fingertips on one hand and then the other and reach up and start tweaking her nipples while eating her pussy. Roll her nipples between your fingers (like tuning in an old A.M. radio) and pull up and slip your fingers off of her nipples a few times, all while moaning in a deep tone (especially while sucking on her clit). Kiss it, lick it, suck it, do all three things making noisy sucking sounds. Suck it like you would if you burned one of your knuckles (that’s also a way to see how good it might feel) and KEEP YOUR TEETH OUT OF THE WAY… When she gets closer to cumming slowly increase the pressure and the rhythm on her nipples and on sucking her clit. And when she is about to cum do NOT change your technique or stop, FOR ANYTHING.. Stay with what got you there and don’t change WHILE she’s cumming. If she doesn’t squirt in your face then she will let you know when her orgasm is over and when she wants you to stop. If you want to copy any porn stars there are just a few that are really good at eating pussy. Here’s my short list, all lesbians: Mercedes Lynn, Molly Cavalli, Jenna Sativa, and Carmen Valentina. There are a few more, but not many. Good lick, I mean luck. I hope it helps.

        Molly · at

        Thanks for sharing all that! Many great points!!

Shaurya · at

I was just wondering, if the understanding of anatomy could impact how effectively pleasure might be induced. I came across this answer on Quora: https://www.quora.com/share/What-are-some-interesting-facts-1136

    Molly · at

    Sorry it took me so long to reply to this! And yes, absolutely! Knowing where the hidden parts are allows for more areas to play in. Such as the outer labia. I imagine the sensation of having them sucked on is very similar to what a guy experiences with his balls. And same with the clitoral shaft. So many people just focus on the tip, but stroking the shaft feels ah. ma. zing.

Ron · at

The things I have learned over the years come from simply asking various woman what they like and what they don’t like. I have also learned to listen to what her body tells me… If you are in tune, they generally won’t shut up and if you listen, in no time you’ll be a star.
I learned a very long time ago, that we as men need very minimal activity for us to reach the promised land… Give me 5 mins and I’m good, However, that leaves you sleeping next to a very frustrated and upset woman, that when asked what’s wrong will usually tell you “Nothing”
Sex for me is focused primarily at my partner… Being conscious to her every desire and having the know how to deliver, for me is such a turn on! All it takes is becoming a bit unselfish, and playing and winning at the game of Love Making…

Ted · at

Couldn’t have said it better myself. Too bad there are so many Neanderthals out there that our loves have a hard time finding us.

Clifford Pinto · at

Really good i tried this for the first time and my lady friend was shaking with delight. I was doing this for 30 minutes. Is that too long for most women????

Judy · at

Are there any foods that would make my pussy taste better, ya know like pineapple for men?

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