Your Best Sexual Self’s 2020 Vibrator Gift Guide

Whether you’re naughty or nice, our vibrator gift guide has something that will make her curl her toes this holiday season.

Now that you’ve thrown away the turkey and replaced the pumpkins on the front porch with pine, let’s turn our attention to gift giving. And since 2020 has been such a shit show, I say it’s time to throw tradition to the wind. This year, give gifts that not only put a smile on the recipient’s face, but work to keep it there all year round.

No, not a Peloton. Although, if given the right circumstances, the items on my gift guide get a girl sweating, too!

That’s right. This year for Christmas, consider getting the lady in your life a vibrator. After all, masturbation‘s great for one’s overall health and wellness, let alone how much it improves self-care. Plus, vibrators are great to add to couple fun and can turn good sex into oh-god-I-can’t-stop-cumming sex.

So without further ado, here’s Your Best Sexual Self’s 2020 Vibrator Gift Guide. Whether it’s your best friend, your girlfriend, or your wife, one of these five vibrators are sure to brighten her Christmas morning and add some pleasure to her winter nights.

For the Lady Who Loves Luxury

Anything By Lelo

Lelo is like the BMW of sex toys: classy, streamlined, purrs like a kitten, and makes all the ladies swoon. In all seriousness, any toy by Lelo is enough to make a woman want to jump on Santa’s lap. If you need a suggestion, opt for the Soraya Wave, a rabbit-style vibrator that gives its user three different orgasmic journeys with its clitoral stimulation, g-spot massager, and patented WaveMotion technology. While I haven’t tried all of Lelo’s toys, I have yet to find one I don’t like and would be more than pleased to find any of these under the Christmas tree!

For the Lady Who Loves Jewelry

Vesper by Crave

If you’re always picking between diamonds and pearls, this year opt for the Vesper by Crave instead. This sleek external vibrator doubles as a statement necklace with its 26 inch chain and elegant, stainless steel finish. With four different (yet all strong) power settings and 40 minutes of run time, this vibrator is soon to become a favorite of anyone who tries it. And with its whisper quiet motor, the wearer won’t be trapped in the bedroom and will soon find out how empowering it can be to wear a part of her sexuality around her neck. I recently received this for my birthday and I can attest, it’s rather amazing!

For the Lady Who Loves Smart Devices

Lioness

If your lady has to have the newest gadgets, try the world’s first science-driven vibrator, Lioness, as it’s the perfect blend of sexy and smart. A rabbit-style, high-quality silicone vibrator, the Lioness stores information about your play session, which you can then upload to an intuitive platform that visualizes your arousal and orgasm. And for those of us who get off on where science and sex merge, Lioness allows its customers to participate in ground-breaking sex research through the use of their vibrator. Bonus!

For the Lady Who Loves Tech

Osé 2 by Lora DiCarlo

If you follow anything SexTech, then you’ve probably heard of Lora DiCarlo, which made waves during CES2020. While anyone with a vagina would be pleased with any of the company’s toys, I’m going to recommend the Osé 2. This robotic vibrator bends, giving full clitoral stimulation that mimics a human mouth (instead of a vibrator) while massaging the G-spot at the same time. This hands-free experience is designed to give the user mind-blowing blended orgasms and is bliss at its best.

For the Lady Who Loves the Traditional

The Magic Wand Plus by Vibratex

And last, but definitely not least, on Molly’s Vibrator Gift Guide is the iconic Magic Wand. Once made by Hitachi, but now branded as Vibratex, this baby should be on every woman’s wish list. It’s not new technology like the Lioness or the Osé. It’s not a luxury brand like Lelo or sleek and elegant like the Vesper. But the Magic Wand… oh, baby, there’s a reason this thing has a cult following. Because it works and it works well. Amazingly well. So don’t worry that it’s not pretty and don’t worry that it’s too big for her purse. She won’t care once she feels experiences the magic.

And while the original is just fine, I’ve made this gift selection for the Magic Wand Plus. It is the holidays and all. The plus is a nice bonus because it has four speed options (instead of two) and they’re buttons instead of a switch. I just upgraded myself and am pleasantly surprised by the additions.

So there you have it, friends. Make your lady happy this Christmas with a gift that keeps on giving, over and over again. And, just a final FYI. This post does contain some affiliate links. That means if you click on certain links and purchase a product, I get a small percentage of that purchase price. It doesn’t cost you more or anything like that. It just puts a little jingle in my pocket. I’m would never recommend a product to you, dear reader, that I don’t truly support and believe in. These would be my same five products, with or without the affiliate links.

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