Sorry ladies, I know I shouldn’t pressure you into swallowing semen. But I’ve been thinking about this lately and decided to do a bit of research on the subject. And lo and behold, it turns out that swallowing cum can help you out. And I’m not talking about getting flowers at the next day.
You probably already know that ejaculate contains a variety of things, but you may not know what they all are. Well, there’s spermatozoa (the actual swimmers that’s responsible for baby making), which comes from the testes. This combines with fluids from the prostate, seminal vesicles, and bulbourethral glands to form the spunk we know and love. The final result is composed of everything from fructose and enzymes to hormones, endorphins, and neurotransmitters.
But what’s that mean for you?
Well, it means if you decide to swallow, you get a multivitamin times ten, all in one mouthful.
Let’s start by breaking down the physical health benefits.
The Health Benefits of swallowing semen
Semen lowers the risk of preeclampsia, but only when its “taken orally.”
According to a research study detailed in the Journal of Reproductive Immunology, when a woman engages in oral sex and swallows the baby-daddy’s cum, her risk of developing preeclampsia lessens. While researchers continue to investigated the why, this risk reduction most likely occurs because it exposes you to his HLA (human leukocyte antigen). Research also indicates that preeclampsia may result as an immunological intolerance to the paternal HLA present in the fetus. Yet when the mother takes in paternal HLA orally, the body becomes accustomed to it and naturally suppresses the immune system response.
So if you’re at risk for preeclampsia, which can lead to health problems for both momma and baby due to high blood pressure, protect yourself and your little one by engaging in regular oral sex during pregnancy.
Male ejaculate provides a natural source of vitamins and proteins.
It contains so much healthy shit, I can’t list them all, but here lists the things that most of you will recognize:
- Vitamin C
- Creatine (helps build muscles)
- Vitamin B12
What’s more, semen is pretty easy to digest, unlike that daily multi-vitamin you pop every morning. Since many of the vitamins on the market don’t absorb well in the digestive tract anyway, and end up coming out in the same form they went in, maybe you can replace them a quick blow job with your morning cup of coffee instead.
Semen boosts your immune system.
Semen contain antigens, which are molecules that spur your body to create antibodies that strengthen your immune system. It also houses antimicrobial proteins that may fight against foreign microorganisms in the body.
Swallowing a man’s cum promotes cellular health.
Men’s semen contains spermine and spermidine, compounds called polyamines that are derived from a group of amino acids. Spermine and spermidine both have a rejuvenating effect and play a vital role in cell division, growth, and survival. An Austrian study demonstrated that worms treated with spermidine increased their life spans by as much as 15% in comparison with the control group. Another study showed that a dietary supplement of the compounds increased the lifespan of mice and improved their cardiovascular health. This same study gave the supplement to mice that were specifically breed to have hypertension. And guess what. The polyamines significantly reduce the rodents’ blood pressure.
And reduces the signs of aging.
These polyamines also reduce the risk of free-radical oxidative damage. Free radicals result from exposure to toxins in the environment, including everything from cigarette smoke to UV rays, and cause your cells to age quicker. Free radicals have a huge impact on the visible signs of again, like fine lines and wrinkles. But with spermine and spermidine, gained through a little fellatio, can fight free radicals and reduce the impact they have on your skin and body.
Psychological Benefits of Swallowing Semen
The health benefits of a knob job don’t stop at your physical health, when you swallow a load down, you also reap a plethora of psychological benefits.
Semen boosts your mood.
Semen is filled with mood-enhancing chemicals and neurotransmitters like oxytocin, cortisol, prolactin, and serotonin. For any of you familiar with antidepressants, the most commonly prescribed meds (such as Prozac and Zoloft) classify as SSRIs, which, through a series of events not explained here, increase the levels of serotonin in your brain. Maybe if you swallow enough cum, you can eventually forgo the pills and the limited libido and dry mouth that accompanies them. I mean, cum on, sucking cock should put a smile on your face regardless of the increase of neurotransmitters. DISCLOSURE: This study only looks at absorption through the vagina, not through oral sex. That being said, in most cases, if something is absorbed through mucus membranes, like the inside of the vagina, then it’s also absorbed through the digestive tract.
It helps you sleep.
Semen also contains melatonin, a naturally occurring chemical that helps you fall asleep and stay asleep. If you have insomnia, your doctor may have suggested taking melatonin supplement, which you can buy over the counter at Walgreens. But why waste the money on supplements when you can simply chrome his dome and save yourself a few bucks.
And probably helps you bond.
We already know that when we have sex, the brain releases chemicals that increase bonding, helping us feel close to our lovers. These same chemicals are present in semen and, if you find that you’re aroused and really in to the blow job, chances are giving head releases them, too. Even more so if he returns the favor. So this, perhaps, brings us to the biggest benefits of sucking your man off, regardless if you swallow his spunk or not. It makes you feel closer, increases bonding, and improves emotional responses.
Regardless of the benefit you get from it, consider giving your man head simply because he likes it, because it feels good, and because he like to look down and see his cock in between your lips. That’s enough of a reason.